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microbooty:

steal her look: nash grier

Style Selections 30-Liter Stainless Steel Round Indoor Garbage Can - $143.50

thatfunnyblog:

The history of film in one scene

me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

dirudo:

what are cock rings for? is that how gays get engaged?

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

oomshi:

Why do 8 year olds carry around huge purses like what do you have in there besides Kids Bop 23 & a kit kat

thatfunnyblog:

BLOWED QUESTIONS.

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow